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An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging

along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I

will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks,

"What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR"
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Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"