Just remembered one of my father's standard jokes. Don't be offended now...

An american meets a Yellow man (of any kind, to white pepole you all look pretty much the same. Don't be offended, it's just the way it is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />). After looking at him for a while (this was some time ago, and unwhite pepole where considered to be savages, the whole lot of them) he asks him:
"So, what kind of a nese are you? A Chinese or a Japanese?"
The Yellow man answers in a quite irritated voice (understandable, really):
"I'm from indonesia. What kind of a kie are you? A Yenkie or a monkie?"

(Maybe mispelled, but it sounds allright when you say it).

Übereil

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce