Body part!!..

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class:

"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said:

"You shouldn't be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then
fire you!"

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again:

"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her:

"Boy, she's gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said:

"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the
pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued:

"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:


One, you have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework, and Three,
one day you are going to be very, very disappointed. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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