(in)famous questions, with (appropriate) answers
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th
Q: What year?
A: Every year


Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan


Q: How was your 1st marriage teminated?
A: By death
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people


Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: His brain was sitting on my desk in a jar


Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere



In times of crisis it is of the utmost importance not to lose your head (Marie Antoinette)