Retirement


WHAT RETIREMENT DOES TO ONE! ........... I can't wait......


Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire.

After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him.
She suggested he go and do something to occupy him like join a club or get a hobby.

Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and hung out with the guys.
Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start parachuting?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE CLUB!"

"OH, GREAT! NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I SIGNED UP FOR
5 JUMPS A WEEK!!"


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Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"