Kids books that were rejected:

01. You Are Different and That's Bad
02. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
03. Dad's New Wife Tony
04. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
05. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
06. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
07. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
08. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
09. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Granddad Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
16. You Were an Accident
17. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
18. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
19. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
20. Your Nightmares Are Real
21. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
22. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
23. Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
24. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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