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Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a 'Girls
Night Out'. Needless to say they were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
Since they were very near a cemetery, one of them suggested they 'wiz' behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she thought she'd take off her
panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was
wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers.

She was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves.
She dried herself with the ribbon.

After finishing, they then made off for home.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, ...
" This 'girls night out' thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home
last night without her panties !!! "

" Hey man, that's nothing !! " ... said the other husband, ...
" Mine came home with a card stuck to herass that said, ...
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU !! "

Last edited by Jurak; 17/05/05 04:33 AM.
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