@ Tsel I always wanted to post these but I wasn't sure about the reactions here. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Now it will be my turn <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

-Yo Mama got so fat when she jump in the air, she got stuck.
-Yo Mama is soo fat when she trip and fall she made the Grand Caryon.
-Yo Mama is soo fat when she step on the scale said "Out of Order."
-Yo Mama is soo fat when she wore a red rain jacket, everyone yelled "Hey Kool-Ade!"
-Yo Mama is soo fat when she bungee jump she broke the bridge in half!
-Yo Mama is soo fat she wears a V.C.R. as a pager.
-Yo Mama is soo fat that the city gave her own zip code.
-Yo Mama is soo fat everyone at the baseball sadtium sat on her.
-Yo Mama is soo fat when she drop you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
-Yo Mama is soo fat takes you a five mile walk around her.

Last edited by galadriel; 19/05/05 05:44 PM.