A man came home to his wife and says:
Honey I bought some condoms, they where on a special from the Olympic Games, I got a 3 pack with 1 Bronze 1 silver and 1 gold coloured! Which 1 do you wanna try first?

Wife says: The silver 1!
Husband asks: why the silver?
Wife says with a deadpan expression on her face: It's about time you came second!!

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Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"