Four mothers are in a psychologist's office having a group session. The session ends with the following conclusions:

The psychologist turns to the first mother and says, "You have an obsession with food because you named your daughter Candy."

He turns to the second and says, "You have an obsession with money because you named your daughter Penny."

He turns to the third and says, "You have an obsession with alcohol because you named your daughter Brandy."

He turns to the fourth mother, but before he could say anything, the mother stands up, grabs her son's hand and says, "Come on, Dick, let's go!"

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