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A man gets into the shower just as his wife is getting out when the doorbell
rings.
The woman quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman
wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was
Bob from next door," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say
anything about the £800 he owes me?"

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I'd say the neighbour still owns him $800. If nothing else he's got a paper on it (otherwise I wouldn't pay <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />).

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