yes lately I've been back in my Morbo mood.

Two men were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams.

"I dreamt I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my fishing rod, and this big beautiful lake. What a dream."

"I had a great dream too," said the other. "I dreamt I was in bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life."

His companion looked over and joked, "You dreamt you had two women, and you didn't call me?"

"Oh, I did," said the other, "but when I called, your wife said you'd gone fishing."

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!