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At a picnic for a Catholic school, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table, with a sign saying, "Take only one Apple please. God is watching."

There was a pile of cookies on the other end of the table, on which a second grade student had placed a sign saying, "Take all the cookies you want. God is watching the apples."

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!