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Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:..................





Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
the woods. A small tree begins to grown between
them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert,
Can you tell if that is a son of beech or a son of birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of beech nor a son of birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my
pecker in."


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