It's hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
> here's one:
>
> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
> tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
> tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
> "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
> beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
> tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
> It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
>
> (Wipe that smile off your face!) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



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