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Elderly Jokes
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender
through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago.
She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a
meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and
intensely passionate in bed."
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that
sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?"
The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where I
live!"


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