Knock knock
Who's there?
OJ
OJ who?
You should have been on the jury.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Blue
Blue who?
Wait sorry, I screwed it up. Let me try it again.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Blue
Blue who?
Wait sorry, I screwed it up again.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Blue
Blue who?
Wait sorry, gee--I ought to delete this, but I already typed it. One more time.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Blue?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Stop yodeling.

Add the letter "a" to the end of each word. Then pronounce each word with a fake Italian accent.

Knocka knocka
Who'sa therea?
I'ma
I'ma whoa?
What do you charge?







The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham