I need some help I need some one-liner jokes fast. jokes like

I used to be schizophrenic, but now we are all right

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause a global pandemic.

Yes I know they are a bit "dry" but I need like 25 of these in the next couple of days.


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!