A few one liners for you:

- What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

- If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

- Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

- Why are the Eskimos's penis 30 cm long and 1 cm diameter?
(Rub your hands together at your waist's height and say: "Brrrr! It's cold here!")

- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A f sh.

- According to a recent survey, 3 people out of 4 does 75% of the population.

- According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

LaFille, Toujours un peu sauvage.