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A former soldier was telling his drinking buddies about the first time he parachuted from a plane. "When it was time for me to jump, I got to the door and froze. My drill sergeant stood behind me and whispered in my ear, 'If you don't jump right now, I'm gonna stick my ---- right up your ---!'" His buddies asked in anticipation, "So? Did you jump?" He replied, "Uh, yeah. A little at first!"

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Bravo Jurak, the soldier one brought back memories <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> no I am NOT gonna explain that statement <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Oh come on, since you said this right after that particular joke from Jurak, you HAVE to explain what memories <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> . Btw, I was in the army too, but I never had to jump <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />