Little Joe was bored and was staring out of the class window for several weeks now.
His teacher got it on her nerves and asks him: "Do you have a problem, Little Joe?"
Little Joe answers: " I'm way to smart for the first grade, my sister is in 3th grade and I still know more then she does. So I should be in 3th grade too."
The teacher finds it a difficult matter and decides to talk to the principal about it. While Little Joe is playing outside, the teacher explains the problem to the principal.
"When he gets back in, I will test the boy personally." replied the principal "But when he can't answer all the questions, he has to stay in the 1st grade"
The teacher agrees and let the boy back in the office.
The principal asks: "How much is 3 x 3 ?"
Little Joe:"9"
Principal: "How much is 6 x 6 ?"
Little Joe: "36"
Later, when Little Joe has answered all the questions correct, the principal agrees to send him to the 3th grade.
"Wait!" said the teacher "Let me ask him some more questions."
Principal: "Ok, go ahead"
Teacher: "Of what has a cow 4 and I have only 2?"
Little Joe: "Legs"
Teacher: "What do you have in your pants, and I don't?"
Little Joe: "Pockets"
Teacher: "Wat starts with a 'V' ends with an 'A', is ovale, hairy and tasty?"
Little Joe: "A coconut"
The principals mouth falls open of astonishment.
The teacher continues with: "What goes in, very hard and stiff, and comes out soft and mellow?"
Little Joe: "Chewing gum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down and dog on 3 legs?"
Little Joe: "Shaking hands"
Teacher: Give me a word that starts with a 'F' and ends with a 'K'"
Little Joe: "Firetruck"
The principals took a deep breath and sighs. "Let him go straight to the fifth grade, because those last 6 questions, I got them all wrong!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />