2 ducks are flying in the skies
1 duck says "watch out a wall"
the other says Quack!

If a hedgehog and snake mate you get? Barbwire!
If a pig and chicken mate you get? Breakfast

Why do women get meno paus?
To save blood for their varices
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It's one of these days...