@ Jurak
You beat everyone with your jokes!! They are the best I've ever read <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Two friends were signed out from a mental institution. They agreed to share an appertment. After a few weeks, one of the guys came back and wanted to talk to his doctor.
"Doctor, I think my friend is going nuts again."
"Why do you think that?"
"Because he thinks he is a lamp"
"Oh, you better bring him back to the asylum immediatly!"
"No way," said the man " how can I read my book if I haven't got a light anymore?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />