K that's enough......... two more "quickies" and I'll be off like a herd of turtles.......




Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />





A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />




O.K. then........... three.........





Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."


Ah cha, cha....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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