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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure
out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well
needed to be covered up anyway. It just wasn't worth it to retrieve
the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the
well. He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt, that hit his back, the donkey was doing
something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of
the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up,
over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake the dirt off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it
off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to being happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less

enough of that crap . . .

The donkey later came back, and bit the sh1t out of the
farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong,
and try to cover your [nocando],
it always comes back, to bite you.
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