I made this one up on my own. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Actually, I'm making it up right now. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


A man walks into a cornerstore with a gun. There are a few customers inside.
"Everyone get down! This is a stickup!"
Everyone gets to the ground.
"You", says the robber pointing at the store owner. "Empty your register into this bag." The robber turns to the others. "And if anyone tries to pull anything, I will shoot you, I promise.
Upon hearing this, one customer suddenly jumped up and tackled the robber to the ground, knocking him unconcious. Everyone cheered for the hero, but he just said.
"Wow, what a loser. He didn't keep his promise... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> ."



Some may think the joke is crude, but it came to mind and I had to write it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

'Ats da way it is! Inspiration must be let loose!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


Killerzzz

Those penguins will take over the world!