Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He
kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also
had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to
throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear
guests...I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one
million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this
pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished
his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH!! There was
one guy in the pool swimming with all he could...the crowd cheered
him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side
unharmed. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy that
was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well
I must keep my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter
or the one million dollars?" The guy says, "Listen, I don't want
your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the person who
pushed me in that WATER!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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