During a vicious hail storm a Blonde had her BMW damaged full of dents like a ton of golf balls hit the thing ..... so she brought it to a panel shop to get fixed, but due to the hail storm the panel shop had more business than it could handle, but the kindly panel beater told the blonde to take the car home and in the morning go to the back of the car, blow into the exhaust pipe and all the dents would pop out!

Next morning the Blonde does just that, while bent over the exhaust pipe blowing, her Blonde Girlfriend drives up, says what are you doing? after a lengthy explanation (read above if you are blonde) the Blonde Girl Friend starts to laugh and says you are so gullible , that will never work!!!

The first Blonde wants to know why it don't work, so the Blonde Girlfriend explains : you are so silly, don't you know you have to roll up the windows first!!!!

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Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"