Most remember from their school days of having to read and then submit a book report on what they had read... I wonder what kind of reception this would have received during your time in school?


Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-*ss student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:





Titanic:..... $29.99

Clinton:..... $29.99





Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read





Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.





Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton:..... Bill is a bullsh* t artist.





Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.





Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.





Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton:..... Let's not go there.





Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.





Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.





Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of sea men.

Clinton:..... Monica...oh, let's not go there, either.





Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.


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