credit to James Ertner for these

What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lonely hearts club?
Lots of blind dates.

What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge?
A shock absorber.

What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.

What would you get if you crossed a mole with a porcupine?
A tunnel that leaks.

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham