My wife left me...



I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"



She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."



I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"



I don't think she'll be back.......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

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