The following ditty which I learned as a child has been going around in my head. Unfortunately I do not know the name of the actual music the melody comes from; if anyone here knows it please post.

Hitler had only 1 left ball.
Goering had 2, but they were small
Himmler
had something similar.
And Goebbels
had no balls at all.


The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham