Quote
Quote
The following ditty which I learned as a child has been going around in my head. Unfortunately I do not know the name of the actual music the melody comes from; if anyone here knows it please post.

Hitler had only 1 left ball.
Goering had 2, but they were small
Himmler
had something similar.
And Goebbels
had no balls at all.

That tune is the infamous Colonel Bogey March>>> http://www.mvdaily.com/articles/1999/04/bogey.htm

That's it all right. Thanks Spick.



An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture
with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest
possible amount of fence.

The ENGINEER is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then
puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least

fence for a given area, so this is the best solution."

The PHYSICIST is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite
radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd,
declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd."

The MATHEMATICIAN is last. After giving the problem a little thought,
he puts a small fence around himself and then declares,
"I define myself to be on the outside!"

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham