Hung Chow calls in to work and says: "Hey, boss I no come work today, I weally sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I no come work."

The boss says: "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work"

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do exactly what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon .....You got nice house!"

Drink Up Ye Cider.