This one made i giggle a lot <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
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A posh dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse" asks the owner.
"A female horth" replies the dwarf.

So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?"

The owner picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's eyes.
"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"

The owner picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's teeth.
"Nithe teeth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eerth?"

By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but still he picks the dwarf up and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe eerth" says the dwarf, "But do you think it pothible to thee her twot?"
With that the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina. He holds him there for a second or two before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf composes himself and says "Errm, perhapth I should wefwaze that.....can I thee her wun awound?"

Drink Up Ye Cider.