A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.

They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine

on, and covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the

backyard.They phoned the local cab company and requested

a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front

door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into

the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the

cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the

bird.The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes

inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in

hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want

the driver to know the house will be empty for the night.

She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be

out soon.

"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long, he says, as they drive away.

"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her

with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to

take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to

wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.

But it worked. I hauled her fat [nocando] downstairs and

threw her out into the back yard!"



The cabdriver hit a parked car .


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