[color:"orange"] A little boy walks into his parents bedroom to see his mum bouncing up and down on top of his dad.
His mum quickly rolls off and covers herself up.
"What was you doing?" ask the little lad.
"Well your dad has a fat tummy so every now and again I have to try and flatten it". explains mum.
"Thats pointless" explains little Mr smart-[nocando]. "'cos when you go shopping the lady next door comes round and blows it back up again". [/color]

Drink Up Ye Cider.