[color:"green"] Prince Charles and Camilla are going through a tough time in their marriage. Charles suggests a new sexual position, to bring some spark in to their sex-life.

"That's a great idea Charles," coos Camilla. "Let's try the Missionary position."

"The missionary position?" asks Charles. "What's that then?"

Camila replies: "I lay down here on my back, and you f*ck off to Africa" [/color]


Drink Up Ye Cider.