I think this explains a lot about the name...
Now if we take each name we don't like and suggest another name, while explaining it why this could be better... that could be more useful. Unless voices are already recorded.
How could the audience come up with the appropriate name, if they don’t write the character?
Agreed.
If he insists, we could try with Bella Elena Bloodbag for the cleric and Damon Edward Tall´DarkandToothy for the vampire spawn as a name placeholder with the little we know. We could work from there.
( I hope I don´t have to add a /joke in here after this post too

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