My gastroenterologist says I need not be embarassed,
"TO AIR IS HUMAN."

FREUDIAN SLIPPERS
"NOW YOU CAN REALLY PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT!"

The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The reason? What good is it to have the inclination if you don't have the time?


A French Man comes to Wyoming and gets hired on to work at a Sheep Ranch. After he'd worked there a few weeks it came time to castrate the rams. He noticed as the other hands were working that they would throw the "leftovers" in a bucket and every now and then one would reach in to the bucket, grab "one" and pop it into his mouth. After witnessing this several times, the Frenchman got up the nerve to ask one of the other hands if they were good. The other young man replied,"Oh yeah, and their even better when the boss' wife fries them. She calls 'em sheep fries."
The next morning the Frenchman didn't show up to work. When the other hands mentioned it to their boss' wife she said,"It was the strangest thing. This morning he came in and asked what was for dinner tonight. I told him French fries and he just took off running!"

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham