Have you heard about the Divorced Barbie Doll?
It comes with all of Ken's things.
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Scientists have found a new cure for a perenial problem. They are inserting a music-playing microchip into breast enlargements. The perenial problem? Women complaining that men stare at their breasts and don't listen to them.
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There is a new Radio station in town. It's call sign is KPMS.
Yeah; It's format is 1 week of rag-time, and three weeks of the blues.
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A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
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One her husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," the wife replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always
complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was
when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the
field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and
began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him
again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught
her
smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something
rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would
listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man
mourner
approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in
disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to
ask the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and
asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always
shook
his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say
something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was,
so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They all wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham