don't miss the handy hint at the very end.


Some bloke bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying "Free
to good home. You want it, you take it" For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next
day someone stole it.
Caution, they walk among us


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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
centre was open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a
Day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Central Time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Eastern" . .
They walk among us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch
in our cafeteria when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She
drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving". They walk among us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot. They walk among
us!



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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They walk among us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
They walk among us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
yet?"... They walk among us!

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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to

go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6.
Yep, they walk among us! too.

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Always keep several get-well cards on the mantle so, if unexpected
guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean.

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"