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A man rings the doorbell at the rectory of a Catholic church late on a Saturday afternoon. The pastor answers the door, and man asks, "Father, my dog just died, and I wondered if would you say say a few words over him before I bury him. He's been my best friend for a long time."

The priest shakes his head and says, "Son, we don't do things like that -- but there's a small Baptist church just down the road. Why don't you go there? If you offer the minister a contribution, he'll probably do it for you."

As he turns to go, the man stops and asks, "Do you think $250 would be enough?"

The priest quickly grabs his arm, saying, "Why didn't you tell me it's a Catholic dog?"

Hehe, good one Cleg, shows again how hypocrite the catholic church is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />