hey everybody, good to be back.... here's a funny from a 58 vintage year old guy... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small

tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is

that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"


The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands onthe

sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.

Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"


The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is

neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,

the bestpiece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

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