The happy man has

- an American salary;
- an English butler;
- a French cook;
- a German home;
- and a Japanese wife.

now, don't get confused, as you could wind up as a less happy man having

- a Japanese salary;
- a German butler;
- an English cook;
- a French home;
- and an <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

In times of crisis it is of the utmost importance not to lose your head (Marie Antoinette)