Catholic School

Little Grace was not the best student in parochial school.
She usually slept through her classes.

One day the Nun called on her while she was napping and
asked, "Tell me, Grace, who created the universe?"

When Grace didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the chair
behind her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Grace, and the Nun said,
"Very good." Soon Grace fell back asleep.

A while later the Nun called on Grace and asked, "Who is
our Lord and Savior?" But Grace didn't even stir from her
slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to the rescue and
stuck her with his pencil.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Grace.

"Very good" The Nun said.
Grace started to fall back asleep, when the Nun asked Grace
a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
This time Grace was just awake enough to hear the question - and
she knew what was coming, so she jumped up and shouted, "If you
stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

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