A cheese sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says, I'm sorry. We don't serve food here.

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A battery cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't try to start anything."

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A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer for me please and one for the road."

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A font walked into a bar, and the bartender said "Get out of here - we don't serve your type."




The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham