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Message from Mr. Blair

"We British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist bombing
and threats to destroy aircraft and therefore have raised our security level
from "Miffed" to "Peeved'. I understand that security levels may be raised
yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A
Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 - when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been officially re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody
Nuisance". (The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning
level was during the Great Fire of London in 1666)."


Message from M. Chirac

"The French government announced yesterday that it had raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a
recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
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The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham