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A little boy sends a letter to Santa and asks him to send him a sister, so Santa wrote back and said ok!!! send me your mother.

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[color:"orange"] What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
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I wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash. The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short.
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?

The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige..."
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