At a U2 concert, Bono asked the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierced the silence, "Well, stop f*cking doing it then!!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

Drink Up Ye Cider.